Robin lioks like Jesse Eisenberg lost a bet. Hmm maybe it’s penance for playing the most insipid Lex Luthor in DC history?

Attention all super villains: On his off time Beast Boy fronts an alternative rock outfit named Matchbox Twenty.

Also, who does the peppermint twist anymore? Yet another hurdle standing in the way of the youth vote...

Pennywise would make a better president. “Yes, I may be an intergalactic spider from space that subsists on a diet of the souls of children, but even I understand the importance of maintaining a tentative diplomatic relationship with China to protect our economic interests on the world stage. This go it alone…

He’s like a friggin teenager who refuses to do his homework while the “Jews control the media.” The sad thing is our national embarrassment hasn’t nearly reached completion. It’s just going to get dumber and deeper.

Steve Bannon is Trump’s Klaus haha

Baal was a false god mentioned in the bible. His name has since been attributed to the devil, a demon, vampires, etc.

A dirty diaper has more integrity.

I see endless fastfood wrappers, overfilled ashtrays, empty liquor bottles, torn viagra packages, and a thin film of coke resudue literally coating Bannon’s life.

A door with two handles that reads HERE LIES BAAL, DEVOURER OF SOULS. ENDLESS RICHES AND IMMORTALITY TO THE TWO MEN WHO OPEN THIS DOOR. in Sumerian.

Trump is totally behaving like his company made some groundbreaking discovery of something mystical and powerful in Russia and him and Putin put a plan together, so the two of them could be the ones to unveil it before the world. Are we guessing Aliens? Thor’s hammer? Giants? The original Necronomicon? A living…

It will either be Ivanka or Kellyanne.

John Lithgow should be reciting that in a booth.

And part it out, offering nickel slices.... for every laundry customer

English Lip wasted all of his talent too. Basically blaming everything on Frank from a barstool. It looks like they’re going that route.

I expected no less than this

That whole show’s mindset isn’t about the winners. It’s all about being ostracized and banished. And more often than not you hear about who everyone hates. Not very Christian behavior.

So like Michael Caine fresh out of oral surgery

His kid diddling didn’t make any of his music worse

Bowchickawowowwww