I’m all for Madge being Madge, and I certainly respect her contributions to music and culture. There will never be another her. Buuuuuut she just bragged a little about touching tongues with a tongue that is a well known infiltrator of nono places.

I have the hope that every single simpering conservative that visits Russia to breathe their hot breath up Putin’s pantleg is treated to a wonderful state dinner where they are fed dog and cat food on the finest gold and silver.

I don’t think Welch understands that Alex Jones and people on the internet are allowed to just flat out lie without any consrquences. I’m sure all of the insane stuff written scared the living hell out of him made him cry.

I always forget that’s not one of his babies.

Yeah, Starfox Adventures was cheesy beyond belief, the acting was ridiculous, and it wasn’t much of a challenge, but it was still weird fun.

Either way, it’s the most inappropriate Take Your Daughter To Work Day...

I bet Mark is kicking himself for not using that title for Trump’s campaign. Ha.

I’d give it to the Switch reveal. Barely beating The Breath Of The Wild trailer.

They invest so much in them and enlist A list talent. Seriously, listening to Christoph Waltz speak about lava pups like he’s waxing prophetic about a Zelda like game is sick and deceptive. Clans is a strategy timewaster, not some expansive adventure to immerse yourself in.

One could say Burnett is the one responsible for the bar being lowered worldwide. Slowly over a few decades he contributed to a a great cheapening. One could argue he knows this full well, and only made all of the Christian content as a way of kissing up. Quite like Gibson.

The real cover should be Trump standing tall, staring down... our view from the floor before him, with the caption:

Now we know what’s in his heart.

The copulating parrots kill me every time. A man who sees that as high art has been selected to lead us for four years. That’s such a sad thought.

#DeathCampsForForeignPressMembers

Rumspringaaa

It’s brave of him to wear his penis on his chin like that.

I feel honored

They want us to observe and respect those conventions, but everything about their ascension to anything other than chiefest parking lot attendant is “too soon”

The whole world will hinge on an abstinence themed pizza party with Steven Seagal and Chuck Norris.

Someone could take a shit in an elevator and he’d option the rights to see how the situation unfolded...