Then she went Chinese for that movie and instantly became insufferable.

She is a treasure.

Dude like shyeah

I’m sure he’s a special kind of scumbag, but Trump doesn’t want anyone snickering behind his back now, so it’s Adios Flynn. Alex Jones will be next. And we all know that Alex is the type of guy to take the news in stride and respond with a cool head.

I read that in a young Keanu voice

They need to have a child that will star in a groundbreaking television drama where the government designs the perfect cyborg offspring for every couple.

Thanks. I was just trying to think of a way to accurately describe their sound

You know there’s that one guy who when the Race Captain calls underlings into his office is all like, “he’s gonna read us the riot act like Luscius on Empire... damn! Wait wait wait! Donna from accounting is a total Cookie! I know y’all say she’s like Eva Braun, but wasn’t Eva totally like Cookie? Sheeyit! That means…

Yeah, i have cats. I can’t imagine having a dog in the dead of winter. I’d slap a diaper on the little dude and deal with it all later.

I wonder how many alt right nazis watch Empire religiously?

This is Sparta, yuh trick!

Until it made sense?

It’s the simple pleasures... like eating gas inducing foods while wearing a snowsuit

O the joy of bundling up in 4 layers to not die

I’m from Minneapolis, Minnesota. We deal with that danger every year.

It’s always so beautiful, but when the weather goes the bright white below zero route i always remember that my environment is trying to kill me.

21 Pilots are the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus of Imagine Dragons cover bands.

I’m fat on kitkats because of Chance The Rapper

1397 in yahright years

Mmm let us talk about race, Duhnult.