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I had a feeling that was the case

He’ll fire that one off at 4:06 a.m. after doing a few lines of Not Pepsi

That was some low hanging internet, but still a ripe and healthy piece of internet.

It’s like the Radiohead video for Karma Police, but with more screaming children. ¡Viva!

Retweeting 16 year olds named Seth for being “totes on fleek”

With all of this “everyone has a different truth” bantha fodder they’re currently peddling it does feel like Aldous Huxley penned our lives. Kellyanne, Scotty, Tomi, and Corey are America hating pod beings from Dimension X. Shit, not only do they look and sound like something artificial their names sound like

At the onset they seemed ike they could enter the realm of things to watch until shows like Fargo and The Leftovers come back.... Westworld, Good Behavior, and Designated Survivor have proven to be highly entertaining shows on their own.

I doubly love that involved him doing the robot.

I wish they had done a reveal where when it appeared he dragged her into the barn to rape and brutalize her to death he had really knocked her out and hooked a device to her, trying to hack and bring her memories of him to the surface. It’s the torture that reveals him as a bruised boy’s ego instead of an altruistic

They couldn’t go the obvious routes after Lil Bush, American Dad, and South Park have coopted Vader, Palpatine, and Wormtongue to nail Cheney and Rove. So bargain basement Reaper was it. Though they could’ve crossed Pacino from The Devil’s Advocate with Drunk Uncle and it’d fit A LOT better.

You run a child sex slave ring. We need to save the children!

I bet Meryl hate-watches Rain Man.

Is this the pederast version of “Good Job, Gun Nuts!”???

The Bannon cameo was expected, but still amusung.

They’re hard hitting journalists dontcha know... Who else would give Pence a softball interview with no accountability AND less than favorable lighting???

Stupid Trump-run media making Trump look electable when he really don’t give two squirts of wet shit if i get my kids back after i set the trampoline on fire for Codie’s birthday party. The kids fucking loved it, Liberal Jew Judge!

Yeah, the first 3 Drake outings were very rinse-repeat... which is why the final showdown in 4 felt incomplete. I really hope that The Last Of Us II doesn’t tread the same ground too closely. But... you’re right. They do love a formula.

A little too reminiscent of Lee and Clem. I hope they do something i never would’ve guessed.

How Tommy and Joel started out and parted ways. Tommy’s history with The Firefies and Joel’s descent into heartless smuggler.

I hope the wait isn’t too long. These are characters i would love to check back on, even though i can tell that the ending this time around will be heart rending.