I find it slightly difficult to trust the word of someone who has no bellybutton.

All his followers think he’s going to drop racial slurs, slap the Chinese president, and they’ll all magically get rich somehow. Fuck them all.

This is realer than real. We are all cursed.

Only in Trump’s erotic fantasies so far. I bet he keeps a journal titled Vladimir, Mi Amor.

That picture will haunt me for the rest of my life. How long until it’s on our currency? *shudder*

They always appear like goblins who are disguised as blonde barflies. There’s always something off, revealing their goblin face beneath the make up. Especially, Scottie.

That look on Assange’s face totally says, “Bitches... am i right?”

The whole “Putin is more virile and Anerican than Obama” bullshit that Fox was shoveling resulted in their base electing Putin’s bottom bitch. And yet tbey still quote Reagan constantly.

Every time I see Jeff Sessions and his Squigyish features it reminds me that there can be major missteps in selective breeding.

The bastards will retool the characters in Fresh Off The Boat as a white family in Straight Outta Des Moines.

I live in his district and was surprised when I saw him on the ballot on the 8th. I forgot he was even running since I didn’t see or hear any ads from him. He ran a grassroots campaign where he knocked on a lot of doors and shook a lot of hands. Voting for him always feels right.

Him and Palin plan to shoot protesters from a helicopter. It’s either that or napalm.

Yeah, that bit he did about her and what she tood for a few months back was as close as she should’ve ever gotten to his show. When I heard she was on I thought it was part of a setup for a bit. WHY GIVE THAT BLEACHED BIGOT ANY TYPE OF PLATFORM TO SPEW HER BILE? And that’s all she did when she was on. Recited talking…

I still remember the days of Erin, Caity, and the lot. *sigh*

Dream Vegetables is the new name of the electorate

And usually not even mean. Just a girl who didn’t magically drop her panties because some guy was kind to them on more than one occasion. Those guys couldn’t compute that by reducing every deed to social transactions in expectation of favors is treating women like prostitutes.

Nailed it

He is his own Dorian Gray portrait

Can you imagine working the pet doppelganger beat at US? That must be soulcrushing.

Ed is a lazy pick. Half the pets out there are compared to him.