As president he’ll force Webster’s to declare Trumpillion a word to replace Billion.

The real Conway brings on revulsion in me whenever she speaks. It can only be hate that has anyone hanging on her every word since she is a terrible salesperson.

I feel like this would be an appropriate spot for the Deadly Women theme song and narrator

Nothing says aye carumba like neglecting to signal a lane change

Totally. With 60% less Dennis Leary, though.

Nothing is hotter than a high profile murder trial. How do they expect people to control themselves?

trumputin 2020 “normalizing the abnormal”

The real Conway always looks like her skeleton is so disappointed it’s trying to escape her body

Donald Trump knows numbers. He is the king of meth

She’s got the Hannah Montana people doing her make up.

I love how Kate McKinnon plays her on SNL. A dash of Stockholm Syndrome. A touch of horrified regret. A big ol’ dollop of sad resignation.

You are a credit to pants everywhere

Oh, i have a feeling that Trump will have a falling out with China publicly, but will privately maintain dealings with them. That way he’ll serve both the isolationists rednecks and the über-rich.

I have a feeling that it will take the largest threat to our ways of life and rights for America to collectively assemble together and tell those who’d subvert this country to get fucked. Maybe Trump is that threat. He’s certainly auditioning for the role. Either way, things are going to get bad before they get…

Russia will benefit, surely. China, it depends on their ultimate motives. If Trump zots their trade deals and stops paying them Bush’s debt I could see them making broad movements in the world in reaction. And since Trump has no real concept of global politics that’s pretty much a given.

I remember that. You could tell that he was giddy every time he had a bit of dialogue.

I bet Nick Cannon totally bought that Onion story about a drive-thru abortion center where women would hang their asses out the car while getting their fetuses vacuumed out.

Because the secret sauce in the big mac is thousand island dressing + spermicide.

People forget, this isn’t only happening in America. People are testing the waters of Authoritarianism and Fascism all over the world. I wouldn’t be shocked if this had been in the works for a long time, certain people slowly wasting things to the point where the public is more receptive to sacrificing their own…

As played out as Seth MacFarlane can be sometimes i think he cast Carrie Fisher as a regular on Family Guy just so he could say “I work with Carrie fricken Fisher, you jealous assholes!” A nice case of fanboying on the light side of the force.