Clearly the motto of 2016

It looks like James Cameron traveled back in time to take a shit on Microsoft and let Zach Snyder name said turd.

True. But if you’re someone who is out chopping dicks off I think you savor that extra bit of danger.

Epstein is a given, since him and Trump have shared tweens in the past. Roof will be the suggestion of Bannon, to satisfy the disenfranchised whites who helped elect him. Fogel will be a “he feels really bad for what he did. I think he’s rehabilitated” situation. I shall preemptively vomit.

I shudder to think who Trump will pardon on his way out of office...

Apply rubber band to base of turkey to account for inevitable bleeding, hold the turkey by the tip, pull until tissue is taut, pull the blade towards yourself in a brief sawing motion, smile, “gobble gobble motherfucker” when turkey rips free from body.

Translation: I saw his black face and felt the future of the white race was in danger.

They’ve been with us all along. They are the same people who threatened violence each time Obama won. They are aimless, angry, immoral, and dangerous. They would’ve caused more destruction earlier, but they had no one to guide them. Trump gives them permission. He feeds their hate and names it for his own sake. They…

Siphoning votes and her noncommittal stance on vaccines are annoying to say the least, but her band was 500 times worse. I thought I had heard the worst of it, but then she began rapping. Ladies and gentlemen, if you have never heard Jill Stein rapping you are a member of a blessed section of society.

Every time you swipe left the app stops you and asks, “what’s wrong with him/her?” and accuses you of being shallow.

Tara’s crazy mother who can’t stop murdering people whenever there’s a blood moon...

He’ll appoint Mitch Hitler to Secretary Of Claiming The Alt-Right Isn’t Racist, They Just Believe In The Superiority Of The White Race And The Enslavement And Destruction Of The Lesser Races.

endless thank yous.

She’ll make a pilgrimage to Degrassi and strip bare on the set, straddling a prop wheelchair... thus fulfilling a fever dream she had about Aubrey Graham in the early aughts.

You know they probably mock him to his face at this point. Our country is on the verge of being ran by the villains from The Stand.

And now another 24 is set to premiere on tv. It really is just a bunch of history repeating, since the neocons will constantly cite it as a reference when it comes to “enhanced interrogations” ...WWJBD?

I’m just hoping that there’s no massive attack by ISIS or the like. While DEMS will jump up and claim that Trump’s policies caused it, and that he isn’t keeping anyone safe. But his people will blow the fricken war trumpets and we’ll get 20 years of Trump.

All of the conservative Christians think they finally won something, but big money movements like Scientology have more power and reach under Trump. There’s a reason why almost all of the prosperity gospel crowd endorsed him.

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