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The sky is raining fire. Everyone died. Thanks Obama.

The first time Ashley printed a name Peter Thiel and his undead lawyers would encircle that person like a halo of pure spite and faux-righteous indignation.

If he’s going that route it says that God appoints all leaders. That doesn’t mean that they get a free pass. It says that leaders are judged harder than the rest of the population, because they personally influence so much. It also means that God originally appointed Saddam Hussein to be president of Iraq. I’m sure…

I wish i had said that. So bad.

Dear Fearless Leader,

These rabid people swallow so many conspiracies they are basically constipated spiritually. So when they try to express what’s “coming” it is just a nonsensical mess. They don’t need to think. They just ache for someone to point them in a direction and tell them what to do. Given what Trump has to work with this has…

The hip Trump Youth members will call her Janet during her interrogation

Tween Miley being in Woody Allen’s spankbank is so unsurprising, it’s not news. It’s curriculum.

And all of it will have billboards and advertising. That’s how he’s paying for it

She’ll be shot by teenagers while attempting to scale the wall and escape into Mexico.

But she had to sit through 100,000 + hours of watching ping pong. Those Save The Children kids have nothing on her.

It’ll just give everyone that dry, shallow cough where you aren’t necessarily sick... or well. And it’ll kill everyone’s desire to have sex.

That

Exactly. That statement made it sound like his Orthodoxness specifically suited him to defend Bannon. He’s just their “We have Joel so it proves we’re not anti-Semitic. The stupid Jews can stop whining” guy.

Their heads are so far up their asses they found Shitler.

Joel looks like Stuart from MadTV grew up to be severely skeptical regarding the personhood of black people.

If you don’t vaccinate your kids, and they get sick from preventable illnesses, and you ASK for help... it should be mandatory that you take parenting classes.

Someone needs to create a logo of Luke and his special Jawa. Ooo something like the handshold logo of Everyone’s Gone To The Rapture would be perfect.

In Jedi Luke spotted the jawa in Jabba’s palace while threatening the Hutt. His gaze (and memories) lingered for a moment, distracting him. He only ended up fighting the Rancor, because of it. He didn’t know jawas lived that long. Sadly, Chibiritseh (the Jawa) died by a stray, random blast from Boba Fett an hour…