Goats.

Yeah. Autocorrect blows boats.

THIS

You ladies are doing a real public service, too... since I don’t see a lot of names anymore, but I know these dickcheesers didn’t stop posting their b.s. I only glimpse a few stragglers, occasionally getting a reply from a mouth breather. My Jezebel experience is überpositive, and I just wanted to say Thank You.

You. Are. Welcome.

It all started with a shameful act, a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Uncle Owen kept saying that it wasn’t natural. That you don’t know what those things are under the rags and robes. “You could be diddling a bug, Like”

I’m actually shocked that nobody made the comment before I did

Your screen name sounds accurate

I bet he thinks this post is about him

I like totally boned myself too

It’s achingly lazy. Every now and then someone, probably out of a sense of guilt, will drop “making the beast with two backs” and it feels like refinement.

He got a handie from a jawa

Because his dad is Hayden Christensen

And 19 year olds now? I think I’d have a stroke by the end of every conversation.

Many coins will be flipped

I know, right?! Usually, you need to pay attention to the 2nd or 3rd choices for a cabinet position, as they are most likely to be confirmed. The initial choices are sometimes sacrifices. So far Trump is selling us hot diarrhea, calls it chilli, and everyone’s panicking. I just hope his first picks are just that..…

I had chemotherapy on election day so my sleep was already destined to be uneven for a few days. By the weekend I was sleeping like a baby. I refuse to let that man drag me down. Am I concerned? Extremely. But fuck him. He gets no role in my life other than would be dictator who hijacked our government.

I have a sinking suspicion that we are actually living through a NIN album. Head Like A Hole is exceedingly fitting for this national moment.

Which one?