Every time I type his name it autocorrects to Gannon, which is kind of fitting.
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He’ll send his oiled up Guido sex slaves into Mordor to seek the secret of immortality from Cheney’s disembodied soul, who’ll betray him by handing over an elixir that will transform Rudy into an anthropomorphic rat man. He’ll be in a meeting with Chinese diplomats when he devolves. The diplomats will beat him to…
It makes me believe he’s going to seal all borders, not letting anyone in OR out.
Oh yes. Make the most undiplomatic person alive, aside from John Bolton, America’s diplomat. The face we greet the world with is going to have spittle dangling from its lips, raised forehead veins, and crazy eyes. It’s to the point where I’d actually applaud Trumpus if he milked nepotism and appointed Ivanka, who is…
They could use it for every article, only changing the year until 2020 and it would fit
I done did guffaw
In my fantasy Steve Gannon turned to Trump and said, “You’re getting a chunk of the n****r vote.” and Trump laughed and said it was because he likes gold and fried chicken “like the monkeys” and both men cackled. Ivanka overheard the exchange and started crying uncontrollably, excused herself, and snorted a few lines…
Or someone who hits on ten year olds. Thankfully, America has standards and no one would ever accept a creep like that.
If he appointed him I wouldn’t even blink it’s so expected.
No progeny of Trump could be gay. He has such hetero DNA it cancels out the possibility. Unless it’s Ivanka cuz Donald thinks that’d be hot. But not Tiffany. Ivanka would be a lipstick lesbian. Tiffany’d just be gay. You know that Trump glazes over whenever he says “lipstick lesbian” which I’m sure has reached the…
Donald Jr is the dark haired one with the misshapen head. He often hangs with people with neonazi ties. Erik is the one who is terrified of people who don’t like him. He often hangs with nondescript white couples who make it a point to say how much he loves his wife, when no one was claiming otherwise... which raises…
Just think, there are people out there who get their politics from Squidbillies
Trump will appoint Don Jr., who will serve as SEC chair while simultaneously acting as CEO of Trump International. Trump International will end up being the most profitable corporation on Earth. Dems will scream about conflict. The Republicans will turn it into a screaming match about ISIS. Nothing will be done. Louis…
Sometimes it’s not so easy. I was born to an unwed mother in the 70s. The nurse who submitted my birth certificate sent it to the foster care system, because she believed all single mothers were doomed to fail. So I can’t access my own birth certificate. It’s sealed by the county and only my mother or a social worker…
Just wait for his hard hitting expose “Denzel Washington Made Fun Of Me Once When I Asked Him If Afros Are Like Velcro, So All Negroes Are Worthless. #ProudWhiteCelebrities #BlackActorsHaveLowIQs #TeenSurveySaysBillyHasAHugeCock”
My notions lie there as well. His toolness almost always tends to win out. I just don’t want him to break shit while he occupies the office.
Maybe his ego can actually serve the nation. He’ll want to be remembered well, adored and cherished in America’s heart. It’s a crap shoot, but not out of the realm of possibility.
Be careful. He’s watching us...
He’ll leave office looking like a Skeksi
A shirtless, oiled Giuliani and Steve Bannon slapping little children with his dildo.