He’ll learn some new ones. Like “sickly”, “unpaid”, and “whiny”

I think Trey Parker and Matt Stone nailed it when they had Canadian Trump blasting The Safety Dance.

The sad thing is I could totally see those being used. We threw the guidebook out. It’s anything goes from here on out

The wall between ratings and votes has a brand new crack. We are closer to having an app that tracks our support for a candidate. Translating it all into poll results, and votes come election day.

With a Trump presidency it stands to reason a whole slew of 80s movies will enter reality. Which is why I’m wearing a bra on my head in front of a Commodore 64.

True. They could’ve deftly managed his time where it would’ve had less impact.

Making sure you leave your house with your wallet will be high priority for half the nation

I bet a few natural born citizens get caught up in the mix.

You’re correct. Someone corrected me over my shoulder on that after I typed it out.

Hillary was set to host, and Lorne has always given equal time. The way the law reads NBC had to give Trump something to host. It sucks, because it’s Trump, but these are our election laws.

I love your dad

And now Robert Vaughn has died. This is clearly the year for departures. Everyone’s boarding the ships...

They all look put together wrong. McConnell looks like mashed potatoes in panty hose. Pence is a reptilian in a man suit.

She was clearly banking on his unelectability... without realizing that America don’t like the word “kant”

That’s like asking a rabid, bloated warthog to herd feral cats

His fake, human skin suit shifted again. They need to glue Pence better.

Mitch looks like he made a doody like a big boy. Gold star, Mitch!

We’ll never see Jon Stewart again after they detain him.

If you mix them together you get rancid, racist tapioca.

The Republicans cockblocked this country into either having Mussolini or Jim Jones. And 3rd in line is Ayn Rand’s golden boy. Choose your death, America.