After Tuesday this Cohen song was fresh on my mind and I couldn’t bring myself to listen to it

Their first shirtless hot tub together will be plastered all over the front page of every major news outlet. The pointy, downturned nipples will show us where we’re headed.

His worldwide ambitions were the least of his problems. Yes, they had him spreading himself thin, but his undoing was inevitable. It always cracks me up when people make it sound like he would’ve succeeded if he kept it all local in Eastern Europe.

The list needs Faxanadu, Battle of Olympus, and Super Dodgeball.

I imagine the campaign autopsies will be really revealing this time around, though I doubt Bannon will participate.

Laura Bush did. After poets criticized her husband she retreated into seclusion, drinking wine, chainsmoking, and reading romance novels.

She’ll employ gardeners, but when Women’s World comes around for a photo-op she’ll throw on a sun hat and kneel in the dirt with the fakest grin on her face.

He’s looking more and more like his Dorian Gray cake from election night.

Too many people just want to be told. They don’t want to have any participation in their society. Along comes a man who promises to handle it all himself and they sign up without hesitation. Then said man shows his true colors and everyone acts like they were swindled.

Which is why so many seniors vote against education and any aid for local schools. It’s like, “we wore newspaper in our shoes and ate spinach leaves dipped in lard. How dare you have computers in your classroom!”

They still have their memories. I believe this is more of a case of “it could never happen here”

That’s still enough. In certain states they added to his edge.

And places like Wal-Mart rely on selling merchandise made in China. If he declares them currency manipulators and cancels the trade deals with nothing in place Wal-Mart’s standing will plummet hard. You’ll see half the store shuffled around to conceal all of the bare shelves while executives contemplate suicide.

Because he goes on about brown skinned boogeymen. These people would swear fealty to Putin if it meant punishment for hispanics, middle easterners, and black people.

You think they would know better, but I guess there’s a gauge on what brand of dictator they’ll support. “Hitler was just too... reachy.”, is what one of them said in response to Hitler/Trump comparisons.

Don’t forget casting ashes on your head.

The only way to beat the walkers at the door is to throw the woman to them as a distraction.

We’re going to wear these scars for lifetimes, regardless of however long or short this affair with fascism lasts.

Which has me guessing he’ll turn cold. His followers have saved the more feverish applause for his more heartless designs.

People here also had the luxury of protesting our involvement in the war.