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& that’s the worst part. We know where his desires lie, given that he never shuts up about them. We know where he’s guided his acolytes. But when all is said and done his steps when he actually takes office are a mystery. Will he follow his own plan? Will he go darker and cruel? Will he prove to be toothless? We won’t

He’ll just keep throwing them red meat/victims. Eventually, they’ll grow tired and demand something lasting for themselves. When he refuses to deliver, and they grow ornery, they’ll just be reclassified as red meat/victims for Law Enforcers. Getting Biblical, there will be bitter tears and gnashing of teeth.

He’s handling both like they’re beneath him and his minions are loving it. They don’t really want a “Patriotic Christian” model like Bush Jr. They want something new. Trump would just as well burn the flag and the cross in a coal fire beneath a solid gold dollar sign while his followers fuck each other raw in a giant

Wormtongue if there ever was

Just think, a ton of people who lived through WWII voted for this.

We get to see how he’ll punish any cops who refuse to open fire on and execute unarmed Black lives Matter protesters. I’m guessing it will involve public shaming and some manner of court martial.

That’s why I clarified a section. A majority of his base would overlook

It’s what I’m here for.

Melania will pick a Rottweiler which she’ll proceed to put on a cruel diet, to make it mean and subservient.

We’ll find out in the year 2038 and Trump will end up with a Paterno-like asterisk next to his name in the history books. He’ll be dead and gone. His legacy will be delegitamized, but the damage of it will be more than done.

I guarantee he will do at least 3 things that will horrify most of America, probably even sections of his base. What they will be is anyone’s guess. One will be sexual, though. That is a given.

So true it’s pathetically unsurprising. “Ain’t no woman gonna rule me” has been said to death during this season.

Paul Ryan. In that case I’d rather have Boehner. At least the Pope made him cry.

I’d love to see the reception his contractors get when they deliver the invoice to Mexico.

Our current electoral map looks like The Ethnic Cleansing Of Smurf Village.

I have grown to detest words like “focus group”, “consensus”, and “coalition” because of the distanced and cynical manner in which they’re employed. The people who flocked to Bernie are sick to death of those terms too

Obama went to people in rural areas he knew wouldn’t vote for him and asked them what they wanted, because if he won he’d be their president too. Those gestures bought him a lot of good will. Hillary didn’t take that route, and it cost her greatly.

That’s the kicker. Even if Bernie had lost I believe it would’ve been a closer race, because he yelled a lot about manufacturing, bringing jobs and money home, and not letting billionaires keep exporting jobs that exploit people in third world countries

And they just elected a guy who, with so many overseas ventures, has himself benefited from those same trade deals that hosed them.

I’m ripping off Jordan Peele, but this really fits right now...