Maybe Germany will invade us and depose our authoritarian tyrant, freeing us from the shackles of his rule as him and most of his supporters commit suicide after their failed attempt at world domination...

Which I could easily see as their long game. Endorse a walking shitshow, but convince him to take your real choice as his running mate. Wait for shitshow to be a continual fuckup. Impeach shitshow. Have running mate carry out the complete party agenda instead of erecting gold statues of himself all over the country.

You know Kanye West is in fight mode right now. He’s probably pacing back and forth in front of his giant tv, shouting, “I Have A 2020 Vision! Check Your Eyes, America!” with Kim clapping.

The bubbas, neckbeards, and “good guys” will rejoice for a short while, until they realize exactly what they paid for. Some will cling to denial, Some will rebel, none of them will own up to what they wrought.

If he pulls this out of his decaying orange butthole I can see a term fraught with scandal after scandal, shooting after shooting, and climbing debt that will have even his supporters gathering and shouting at the gates of The “Gold” House. He is too much of a shitshow to carry this much further. At least we have…

I think this is more a case of people crawling out of their holes to make sure a woman doesn’t rule them. Trump, misogynistic pig that he is, gave their fear and hatred an outlet. Trump is a die-hard racist, of course... But he detests women more than anything. If you don’t suck his dick you’re worthless to him. His…

Minnesota and Iowa have remained blue. Wisconsin is close.

Trump’s people are claiming Minnesota, Iowa, and Wisconsin at the start of the counts.

Not Bon Jovi too. Noooooooo

I love this hard

Paging Dr. Bachmann. Dr. Peewee Bachmann.

His cat HATES Trump. Like an obsessive hatred that burns hot every time his human plays Trump vids on repeat on YouTube. There’s an anti-Trump shrine under that couch, but human is too busy beating off to the Trump surrogates on CNN to even know it exists.

That is greatness

Breaded cousins spread yeast infections

At least a third of those posters:

I sure hope so. By the time he comes to his senses he’ll share his office with 4 Potter alumni, dinosaurs will deal coke in Star City, and Cisco’s mom will have Ebola.

Spineless jellyfish for 600, Alex

It looks like somebody asked Art Clokey to do a rendering of Hitler’s Aryan Male.

Winterfell under Ramsey Bolton?

Such class. Like pus oozing from a broken blister.