The show will finish the story. It’s already understood. The books may add a new perspective and give a few characters different fates, but the broader story will be the same.

I thought the big reveal at the end is that they were failed clones of Trump instead of children?

...one of their previous business ventures that was taken down by Ice-T.

They strike me as assholes who howl, “I am the apex predator!” after a kill.

He has closets chock full of AOL Online discs.

*man squee*

You KNOW the Trump sons have attended a kitten fight club. They have the look of boys who get off on the death of small animals.

These are people who believe that the Obamas, Bidens, and Clintons have secret meetings to discuss how to bring about the end of the white race. Trump is ball-fondling the lowest hanging fruit of society.

He falls down on a really windy day, cannot cross running water, utters curses left and right...

“Indoor plumping” is the perfect term for a yuge basket of Donald’s online supporters.

Maybe season 4 WON’T be all his fault. It has become a really shitty theme.

I love that her and Clark smile like pooping babies whenever they fly. It’s refreshing after all of the grieving movie Supes does.

After altering time for the 98th time he’ll end up in Time Rehab

Jill Stein really thinks she’s going to win. She exists in a bubble where everyone is assuring her that people will vote Stein at the last minute. At least Johnson and Weld know they’re aiming for a permanent Libertarian slot on the ballot.

I love that Trump came to my state and stayed at the airport. He knows he’s not welcome. Either that or he saw more than two black people last time he was here.

That gif is all that’s good in life

I bet they were yuuuuge talkers

He ducked like people have been throwing shoes at him for his entire life.

Every day he looks more and more like John McAfee’s stunt double.

Consent is where your boner teepees the front of your sweatpants.