2. Shawn Paul St. Arnaud

Pretty sure this is actually a list of Bristol Palin’s exes.

Kif, we have a conundrum!

In the “interview”—which was picked up by a number of news sites, including our own—Johnson supposedly defamed the members of “generation snowflake” in a generally un-Rock-like fashion, being quoted as saying that “this generation are looking for a reason to be offended.”

So Rock beats Paper? Hat can't be right.

“Meanwhile, The Daily Star’s story continues to be up on the paper’s site; the organization has been sued for (and settled over) libel charges a number of times over the years, but it’s still baffling that they thought they could get away with allegedly straight-up inventing an interview with one of Earth’s most…

but the Vikings missed 10 field goals and finished with a putrid 68.8 conversion rate on attempts, both worst in the NFL.

You guys really like to refer to Mike “Nuke The Gays” Priefer as “Mike ‘Nuke The Gays’ Priefer”. Have you ever considered that Mike “Nuke The Gays” Priefer maybe doesn’t like being called Mike “Nuke The Gays” Priefer? Did you reach out to Mike “Nuke The Gays” Priefer for comment? Please be more mindful of what Mike…

“no one I know in media does this”

Someone didn’t get the meta ending.

But more accurately this is more of “I don’t like that thing everyone else is liking. I am novel. Look at me.”

Hockey doesn’t exactly have poster goals (Flying Bobby Orr excepted) the way basketball has poster dunks, but if it did Giroux’s would be on one. He went through McDonagh like a damn norovirus.

Typical Trumper response - first you try to blame it on China, then you pin it on Canadian imports.

Every episode of LAST MAN STANDING should start with Tim Allen coughing, his wife looking slightly concerned, and then moving on with the show.

I’m not gonna read the spoilers, but I’m assuming that either:

I have zero desire to get into the mess surrounding Wu (as Gamergate is and always has been toxic as fuck, and founded on a number of fallacy-laden arguments), but I’m just going to put this out there: Comparing a political candidacy to soldiers fighting in World War II, where hundreds of thousands of American…

So.... nothing?

Conversely, I sit on the subway with a tin of Planter’s(tm) and surreptitiously try to throw peanuts into other riders open mouths and see what kind of reaction it elicits.  

Don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it.

because it’s the truth. wear gloves and bring wipes to avoid contamination from the world around you.

Jesus. The cruel analytical part of me thinks that if being near a peanut can kill you, maybe you shouldn’t survive to pass on your genes. The moderately more reasonable part says bitch, if touching a peanut can kill your kid, wipe down the cart before you place your child inside it, stores have Lysol wipes by the…