Seriously. I have no problem going to work in the dark, but going home when it’s already night out? Depressing as hell.

Counter proposal, instead of letting the damn gub’mit tell us what time to keep, how about everyone can keep whatever time they want. Whatever happen to life, liberty & all that? When I say it’s 11:72, it’s goddamn 11:72, OK?

I love Stefon sketches for a few reasons:

Jolie Kerr is waiting outside to kick your ass.

Yeah we kept getting emails about all the savings yet I got my lowest raise ever.

Normally I would love to make an obvious “America is tanking for the draft picks” joke here, but I would like to point out that this well behaved boy who for a time last year, once controlled all aspects of American life, is the same person who paid* $10M for the New York Observer in 2006 (great time for publishing),…

As with any deal where the Sixers overvalue a prospect, I assume Kushner is now tearing both ALCs.

What is the Trump Administration if not a collection of second round picks and undrafted free agents?

She’s got resting derp face.

The SS, indeed.

Since someone has correctly already posted the eagle gif let’s take a look at what Trump did when an UNARMED protester came on stage:

Mac from Always Sunny has more realistic fantasies about disarming a gunman.

I swear to god this dude’s fantasies about shooting school shooters (and then the teacher would be all pew pew pew and the bad guy would be all pew pew pew and then the teacher would do like a really cool flip and then kick the gun out of the guy’s hands and then the teacher would shoot the bad guy) exceed even the…

I feel bad for the first intern who had to talk to him after that meeting.

That’s because you are not a bright person.

The worst part: This four-year-old is the physical manifestation of middle America’s lizard brain. They voted him in, and they can’t be bothered with reality either.

I don’t wanna get too “Fat old guy with no training” shrink on Trump but look at his body language when this dude’s talking. Arms wrapped tightly around himself and swaying. He’s literally rocking himself. I thought it was defensive at first (and it is) but it’s also meant to be comforting to himself.