I’m partial to this one myself:

I guess Canada just didn’t have the stones today.

You laugh but we’re not going to let these guys back into the country.

It’s not a feel-good story. It’s about a rich person ‘winning’. Simple.

Look, be a proud papa, sir, you’re entitled. I’m sure your daughter is wonderful and you’ve done a good job sticking up for her.

The backlash she’s getting is because she very obviously sucks ass. And she very obviously played the system so she could participate in these games. Then she proceeds to get in front of a mic and says things like, “i just want to be an inspiration to all the little boys and girls out there..” What in the actual fuck…

It’s not about respecting the sanctity of the Olympics or the IOC, but it’s certainly rude to your fellow competitors. The idea that you can spend a lot of time with the other athletes (either on the mountain or during your downtime in the isolated ski resorts where competitions take place) and then go out and…

Given the rules and regulations, no one really got harmed by Elizabeth going to the Olympics. If Elizabeth didn’t go, they would have brought in the 28th-ranked person.

I’m 46 and I give myself a thorough trimming just about every Friday. Then I call my wife and remind her to pick up some booze on her way home from work.

It’s more fun to go off the side of the boat and then run and tell your friends to “come look, there’s a fish!” and then they run over and they look at your poo.

A gold medal is a gold medal, but having announcers explain what the Swaney Statute is every two years, in sport after sport, is priceless.

But that is the issue. 60% of what she did was sitting at a keyboard. She’d check the list of a minor FIS event to see if the number of entrants was less than 30, if so she’d book airfare, show up and spend 2 minutes on her “sport”.

So thirsty she spent three years globe-trotting to get layed by some Olympic athletes. I hope the only dick she gets is from the Mario curling guy

Trynna get the whole pipe

Since the American team is, well, good, she initially competed for her mother’s native Venezuela, before switching her allegiance and representing Hungary...

They are cousins though. And France is the home of Les Cousins Dangereux.

She stated that she started to feel the costume falling apart, and “I prayed.”