“Yea babe, I’ve gotta go....train.”

This is just another in a long line of examples of Swedish chefs messing up recipes for success.

I’ll bet you’re a goddamned delight in person.

Your disdainful tone makes me believe you are a sports dad with a fat kid, am I correct?

1 of them spontaneously combusted, but it’s rude to talk about that sort of thing

This is a genuinely cool moment, no cynicism required. Reminds me of the Kenyan cross country skier Philip Boit finishing last in the 1o KM event in 1998. The winner, Bjorn Daehlie, told the officials to postpone the medal ceremony until Boit finished, and greeted him at the finish line. Boit later named one of his…

“Hey, who was the Mexican who finished last?”

Triplet toddlers? Yeah, I’d take up long distance cross-country skiing too.

This was not the snow the Mexican and Colombian skiers were promised.

To be fair, he is probably exhausted from having more sex than any of the 113 men who finished in front of him.

Someone should probably explain to him how literally every winter sport is “something to do with water” but it’s hard to argue with the man when you are staring at his oily pecs.

This is your once every four year reminder that cross country skiers are athletic freaks to the point where the greased up shirtless guy is probably referred to in their circle as “out of shape.”

The day we don’t have to hear the thoughts of baby boomers will be a great day. There are truly the worst generation.

Step 1: Report mentally disturbed individual to Police

In response to Trumps tweet.

Then on the opposite spectrum, CNN just interviewed peak Florida mom. Finds out where her kid is on air and wants the continue the interview. Her other kid calls and she tells the person who answers to tell her she’ll call back. The reporter had to be the one to insist she go to her children.

You would know about things that are very.....very little.

He was her employer. On the other hand, you are dumb.

+1 Trashed hotel room

I’m really disappointed that the US & Canada didn’t get past-their prime stars/now Hall of Famers to suit up. Be entertaining as fuck to see over the hill guys like Kariya, Modano, Anderchuck, Chelios, Hull et al. Hell, through Roenick out there, he’d yap so much.