Yeah we kept getting emails about all the savings yet I got my lowest raise ever.

Normally I would love to make an obvious “America is tanking for the draft picks” joke here, but I would like to point out that this well behaved boy who for a time last year, once controlled all aspects of American life, is the same person who paid* $10M for the New York Observer in 2006 (great time for publishing),…

As with any deal where the Sixers overvalue a prospect, I assume Kushner is now tearing both ALCs.

What is the Trump Administration if not a collection of second round picks and undrafted free agents?

She’s got resting derp face.

The SS, indeed.

Since someone has correctly already posted the eagle gif let’s take a look at what Trump did when an UNARMED protester came on stage:

Mac from Always Sunny has more realistic fantasies about disarming a gunman.

I swear to god this dude’s fantasies about shooting school shooters (and then the teacher would be all pew pew pew and the bad guy would be all pew pew pew and then the teacher would do like a really cool flip and then kick the gun out of the guy’s hands and then the teacher would shoot the bad guy) exceed even the…

Did you ever see that episode of The Office where the office finds Michael’s script for “Threat Level Midnight,” wherein Michael is a Jason Bourne type character who saves the world?

I feel bad for the first intern who had to talk to him after that meeting.

That’s because you are not a bright person.

I would probably respond to this article, Drew, but I need to check with George Soros on what liberal talking points and affirmations I need for this subject. As a paid protester and actor hired by Open Society Foundations, I want to properly represent my opinion that aligns with His (Soros) views.

The worst part: This four-year-old is the physical manifestation of middle America’s lizard brain. They voted him in, and they can’t be bothered with reality either.

“I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

I don’t wanna get too “Fat old guy with no training” shrink on Trump but look at his body language when this dude’s talking. Arms wrapped tightly around himself and swaying. He’s literally rocking himself. I thought it was defensive at first (and it is) but it’s also meant to be comforting to himself.

I guess Canada just didn’t have the stones today.