I heard it was because the NHL had been shoving liberal politics down our throats.

I’m trying to picture rush hour in Canada and all I can see are drivers apologizing profusely and insisting that others go first.

I see benicio is still working on the “look” from his Heineken commercials.

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

Well, they were just eliminated last night so they do have free time.

Not the first time Kesler’s been kicked in the emotional nutsack.

Every single article I’ve read reflecting on this series seems to gloss over a pretty significant point: The Predators found a way to win WITHOUT THEIR TOP TWO CENTERMEN!

“I think he’s attempting re-entry, sir.”

If I am not mistaken, he is the only Bond to have boned in Zero G.

This is precisely why I elected *not* to compete in the Rio Olympics.

Correction: Cycling does not have superstars because nobody cares about it.

Walking is for the poor.

WTF, is Kinja broken again or did io9 just get hacked?

Germain, did you include your own tweet in the roll of tweets praising this movie?

The Youtube version of the trailer tells us that the alt-Right is out in force today, and they are committed to displaying what gutter people they are. I made the mistake of looking at the comments after seeing the high number of ‘dislikes’ on the YT posting, and my eyes are still stinging from the toxic cesspool.

I maintain, that in an era that predates HDTV’s, that wasn’t the worst idea of all time.

Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

And you to be stupid

You look like exactly the kind of guy that would write a “well actually” comment like this.