Counterpoint: fuck you, fuck Texas, and those of us here in California are glad that assholes like you are willing to rot in a shithole like Texas.

Amen! These book educated folk clearly never learned anything about the file format. Maybe if they had have played the game of Limewire Roulette where you went, “Does this one look like a virus? Yep it was a virus.” they would know something.

Pffftttt. I didn’t spend countless days pirating music on dial-up Internet only to have some fancy “Institute” tell me my favourite file extension is dead.

Oh I can think of an even dumber Arthurian legend.

I think we all know his real intentions for traveling back in time.

You “have to read” this? Someone forced you to click on this article and read it? Fuck off

blackmail the CFO of Conde Nast

never forget

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This summer I learned the Transformers and Wonder Woman both fought the Germans in WW1.

What a missed opportunity! She asks Putin about Comey when she could have been asking him about his Corsi! Geez…

And the bar for “House of Cards” becoming more absurd than reality just keeps getting jacked up.

You gotta step up your troll game, bub.

Agreed. She couldn’t afford something newer/better than a 2003 Lexus SC430?

As usual, xkcd has already addressed this:

Me irl right now.

Those are baseballs, idiot. And he still gets to eat them all by himself.