I’d send them a farewell package but I already shipped all of my dildos up to Oregon.

12. Mace Windu redirected the Force lightning back at him.

I want to know more about the red Bud Light can.

Potvin? I hear he sucks.

NO! Says the man in Moscow, it belongs to everyone!

‘No!’ says the man in the Vatican, ‘It belongs to God.’

No! says the man in Washington, it belongs to the poor.

Is man not entitled to the sweat from his brow?

IF YOU HAVE A PARTIALLY TORN LCL, COACHES MAY MAKE YOU PLAY.

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

1. Get my family out of my debt.

1. Drink as much free booze as you can

After Sunday’s final game, Hardy said he’d like to return to Dallas. “I look good in blue and white, let’s be honest.”

Quick, someone get me a red-haired commander and her Turian boyfriend!

“used one of the world’s largest telescopes—the KECK observatory at Mauna Kea, Hawaii”

YEAH!

Naw, it was a compliment - not too many NBA guys go full Brooks Brothers, so I had CJ pegged for an Ivy or similar. Most NBA guys dress like Steve Harvey on crack.

Nice suit and shirt combo. I had to look up what school CJ attended after seeing it, and he’s a Patriot League guy. Figures.