Amazed they figured out something more offensive than “Chelsea Dagger”.

Fuck off. There should be TVs EVERYWHERE.

Professional athletes have to train their entire lives to play real sports. I doubt “e-sports” pros do the same.

The 2nd biggest plus for WOW is that all their flight attendants are smoking hot.

Whoa, look at Mr. Rockefeller here, $300-$400 is no big deal.

True, but consider it was Food and Wine Festival...which quadruples your drinking potential.

It was the Food and wine festival though, so the number of drink possibilities increases about 4-fold.

Did you try to have sex on Spaceship Earth????

Oh yea well I’m 6'9" and 420 lbs of pure muscle. I’ve had a wise Asian man train me for years in use of various weapons. I’m also flexible enough to suck my own dick.

You need upper body strength to fight back, so good luck with that.

I Kane’t possibly think of who that young superstar would be.

If you’ve got such a hard-on for bull-fighting, why aren’t you out doing it right now, you pussy?

Fuck him, and fuck you too.

I saw it last night and I’m still rock hard. Should I call that 1-800 number?

Hard to have any sympathy for a team with both Corey Perry and Ryan Kesler on it’s roster.

Looks like he’s braced himself for his upcoming stardom.

Criminally underpaid? Firefighters get paid to sleep. Anytime their contract negotiation is up, all they have to do is scream “9/11!!!1" and they get a raise.

LOLOLOLOL like teachers get paid enough to save.

Go fuck yourself and die, you whiny little bitch.

I want to say it’s a little easier if you’re poor in Canada, but all the equipment costs a ton.