Enjoy jerking off to the thought of kids with cancer having no insurance, dickweed.

Yes, society failed him so much that he was paid millions of dollars to play football. Fuck right off.

LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE

If you want to play casual games, you can easily build your own computer rather than overpay for one from Dell.

Wow he totally skips leg day.

You don’t watch TV, but FOLDING LAUNDRY is tedium????

You need lots of protein if you’re planning on building muscle.

Eat all of your hoagie immediately. Problem solved.

I’d say that’s weird, but these are the same people that think that Native Americans are just Jews who got really lost soooooooooooo

I popped off your mother last night.

Uh-oh, the angry e-”sports” nerds are going to angrily descend upon you.

Because Rich Juzwiak is a fucking talentless cuntwipe.

Awwwwwwww is someone a whiddle triggered snowflake bitch?

Chantel to the main stage, Chantel to the main stage.

“How do you stop that?”

Wow, HamNo’s literally doing the “WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH AIRPORT FOOD?” bit.

Can we tie Burrows and Marchand together, strap them to a rocket, and fire said rocket into the sun?

Your dad would rather stop living then have to deal with his douchebag of a son.

Tell that to my wife, a teacher in Florida.

All police/firefighter unions have to do to avoid cuts is scream, “9/11 9/11 9/11!”