I too hope to cum loud...preferably in a 69.

I can’t wait to send my kids to a Trump-brand Charter school!

Biebs - still not as much of an asshole as the guy wearing the #69 - Harambe jersey.

#69 with “HARAMBE” on his jersey, even better.

Ugh, the guy made a heroic sacrifice for his country and they named a CROSSFIT workout after him? Why don’t you just piss on his grave?

If only there were some sort of IDENTIFICATION available that would allow you to avoid this.

By lying on the internet.

I hope your virginity is super-exciting.

Kinda racist that the black ranger is a master thief, imo

Did you use this passionate speech to woo your cousin?

This is the first actual solid Excel joke I’ve seen on here. Grats.

I think these young men are just Project-ing their insecurities on the opposite sex.

Soooo, Tim Keown want to fuck Richie Incognito, right?

“people of color”... Most of the Cubans I know are white as mayo.

Steve Bannon probably LOVES this workspace.

Manny Calavera!

Dude I’ve jerked it, like, 5 times while reading this article.

What kind of shampoo do you use for your neckbeard?

No ashes from a joint?

You mean like all the coverage and outrage on Derrick Rose’s trial (a black man)?