God is dead and Jesus fucked Mary Magdalene sooooooo hard. How’s that for mockery, you inbred Christfucker?

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You’ve never heard of day-drinking? I pity your sad, pathetic life.

$50 for shorts? fuck off.

$50 for shorts? fuck off.

This is the rare Kinja thread that is full of correct opinions.

Pack it up everybody, this guy won the internet for the day.

HA! -- undead

If I wanted to watch a bunch of incontinent seniors on ice, I’d watch Grumpy Old Men again.

Gotta get those clickable posts for their new Latino Overlords!

Maybe you’re grasping for straws for a fucking story?

She’s just mad she didn’t medal in ANY equestrian events in Rio.

Unfrosted? Fuck off.

I live in Florida, so no.

I’m genuinely moved by that sweet ass. Not too shabby for a white girl.

He should’ve been arrested for wearing that mustache.

This guy managed to be thirsty in both the metaphorical and literal sense.

Wow, sleeping on the ground while being eaten alive by mosquitos, eating shitty food, and entertaining yourself by staring at a fire. Yea, that’s almost comparable to the one of the most vibrant cities in the world, sure.

His dad was a 12th-level cleric, they can only use blunt weapons.

I probably shouldn’t want to masturbate to this but I do.

Ray Lewis wanted to help those single moms because most of those kids were his.