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AUUGUGGHHH THE FUCKING BRAMBLES

Those fucking brambles outside Dracula’s castle drove me INSANE. Until I finally realized that you could find a magic fucking sugar cube and walk right through them.

You forgot the step of “Finally find the model of show you like, but out of nowhere the manufacturer completely changes the shape when you go to buy a new pair”.

Come on man, just admit you’re trolling.

Can’t be done unless you get the right bread...

Police Unions: Spoiled man-babies who, if they don’t get what they want, cry, “9/11!!!!!!1!!!” until they do.

“Closet”????????????? Think they’re just out in the open now.

$50 of GOG will buy you a TON of good trash!

If we’re gonna shit over all unions in this country, could we at least include police officer unions in that dumping? A giant consortium of man-babies whose main negotiation tactic is crying “9/11!!!” over and over again.

Was that guy OK, or was he......Finnished?

I feel like Samer should be disqualified from writing for a, you know, SPORTS website.

Oh, boo fucking hoo. He only earned $101 million instead of $126 million, waaaaaaaaaa.

Maybe you should quit being such a little bitch.

If only there was some kind of INTER connected NETwork of computers where tits were free for viewing 24 hours a day..

Gawker could save some money hiring you instead of the wankfest writers they have.

Maybe if Budweiser hired some more female brewmasters their beer wouldn’t taste like donkey urine that’s been marinating in Gerard Depardieu’s skinfolds for three days.

No entry for strip clubs?

Murfreesboro, TN has “Great” culture and Miami, FL has “Average” culture???????

Or a light straw color if he’s been drinking a lot of water.