LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE

Oh shit I’m sure Disney is quaking in their boots because some rando nerdouche isn’t excited for their movie.

If you want to play casual games, you can easily build your own computer rather than overpay for one from Dell.

Except George Lazenby’s wife was killed, and Roger Moore visited her tombstone, so no.

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession yet clearly he produces two different tones. Are we to believe that this is some sort of... magic xylophone????

Wow he totally skips leg day.

Why does anyone give a shit about this stupid fucking show?

You don’t watch TV, but FOLDING LAUNDRY is tedium????

LOL good luck waiting till “never”.

You need lots of protein if you’re planning on building muscle.

Eat all of your hoagie immediately. Problem solved.

io9's get’s their weird vendettas and obsessions. According to them, this show sucks and Riverdale is the greatest thing on the planet. Despite Riverdale not being, you know, science fiction or fantasy.

Wrong, you’re supposed to hate it because it’s so problematic. You’re also supposed to watch Riverdale, because I dunno, reasons?

K. Trendacosta: professional outrage generator.

I’d say that’s weird, but these are the same people that think that Native Americans are just Jews who got really lost soooooooooooo

I popped off your mother last night.

Uh-oh, the angry e-”sports” nerds are going to angrily descend upon you.

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Because Rich Juzwiak is a fucking talentless cuntwipe.

Awwwwwwww is someone a whiddle triggered snowflake bitch?