Kinda racist that the black ranger is a master thief, imo

Did you use this passionate speech to woo your cousin?

This is the first actual solid Excel joke I’ve seen on here. Grats.

I think these young men are just Project-ing their insecurities on the opposite sex.

Soooo, Tim Keown want to fuck Richie Incognito, right?

“people of color”... Most of the Cubans I know are white as mayo.

Sorry, you lost me at “Chappie worked”.

Don’t worry they saved you from watching it.

Chappie, AKA, Short Circuit with the added awfulness of South African accents.

Steve Bannon probably LOVES this workspace.

Manny Calavera!

Sorry, you can’t keep the Gizmodovision outrage train from rollin’!

It’s about a bunch of inbred isolationists who believe that volcanoes are controlled by a goddess.

Dude I’ve jerked it, like, 5 times while reading this article.

What kind of shampoo do you use for your neckbeard?

From what I understand, Hawaii’s geothermal reserves are slightly different than Iceland’s. So the geothermal drilling in Hawaii occasionally causes poisonous hydrogen sulfide gas to shoot out and force evacuations of the local population.

No ashes from a joint?

You mean like all the coverage and outrage on Derrick Rose’s trial (a black man)?

God is dead and Jesus fucked Mary Magdalene sooooooo hard. How’s that for mockery, you inbred Christfucker?

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