Go during the Food and Wine Festival or the Flower Festival. There’s tons of different beers available then.

He should’ve been arrested for wearing that mustache.

This guy managed to be thirsty in both the metaphorical and literal sense.

Wow, sleeping on the ground while being eaten alive by mosquitos, eating shitty food, and entertaining yourself by staring at a fire. Yea, that’s almost comparable to the one of the most vibrant cities in the world, sure.

His dad was a 12th-level cleric, they can only use blunt weapons.

Well, what do you expect from med-school dropouts?

I probably shouldn’t want to masturbate to this but I do.

Ray Lewis wanted to help those single moms because most of those kids were his.

TROGDOR

AUUGUGGHHH THE FUCKING BRAMBLES

Those fucking brambles outside Dracula’s castle drove me INSANE. Until I finally realized that you could find a magic fucking sugar cube and walk right through them.

You forgot the step of “Finally find the model of show you like, but out of nowhere the manufacturer completely changes the shape when you go to buy a new pair”.

WHY ARE YOU KEEPING THIS CURIOSITY DOOR LOCKED?!

Come on man, just admit you’re trolling.

Can’t be done unless you get the right bread...

Police Unions: Spoiled man-babies who, if they don’t get what they want, cry, “9/11!!!!!!1!!!” until they do.

“Closet”????????????? Think they’re just out in the open now.

Your opinion can also be trash, which is where I’m gonna throw my delightfully convenient used K-cups!

$50 of GOG will buy you a TON of good trash!

I bought the K-cups (from a non-Gawker link) just to spite you and Adam Clark Testes.