I see training for CLEGANEBOWL 2016 (GET HYPE) has begun in earnest.

I guess the Savannah Bananas don’t read hot takes on Deadspin regarding how pets are bad.

I love mentions of the IOC because they remind me that someone out there is name “Dick Pound”.

Some utility companies will do a home energy audit for free. Might be a good idea to check with one.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, you click-bait craving, hot-takist.

I guess Gawker’s trying real hard to hide its sponsored posts now. Gotta raise that Hulk money!!!

Counter-counterpoint - this is basically a sponsored post in disguise.

God, fuck you, you little pretentious twat. I hope the Hulkster body slams you out of a job.

Grow up, you’re supposed to be something resembling a professional journalist.

Wow “haven’t fainted” you really put strict standards on your health.

Well, good luck dismissing scientific evidence based on your anecdotal experience. Let me know how that works out for you.

Because most nutritional labels show protein as grams and most people measure their weight in pounds.

Hah - “calorie counting is inaccurate and should not be used”

Wow, your anecdotal evidence totally makes me believe that homeopathic shit works!

Can it find a nice, cheap place to live that’s near my work???? No???? OK then, I’ll just keep commuting.

Also, I love me some David and Hills from Love It or List It, but you’d think Hillary would learn that SHE WILL NEVER HAVE ENOUGH MONEY IN THE BUDGET TO FINISH THE BASEMENT.

Damn, dropping the bomb on Tarek and Christina!

This is pretty damn accurate.

YESSSSSSS CHIP GAINES IS AWFUL BLEEEECCHHHHH

Clearly this is targeted towards bloggers with too much time on their hands, because a Keurig is the only thing I have time for in the morning.