You sound like a wise and benevolent overload. ALL HAIL SHARAZ JEZ

Great fucking username.

If you’re going to try and set a record for fastest superhero run, wouldn’t you dress as the Flash???????

Meeting up with the Gatekeepers is also very important if you’re the Keymaster.

Story was invalidated after claiming “Robin Hood: Men in Tights” was horrible.

You realize that energy prices were higher in 2007, hence why your electric bill was so high?

Fuck you, you shit-eating bitch-cunt

You sound like a boring turd, congratulations.

Step 1: Download spending report from Amazon

“Incredibly mediocre”

I’m more curious to see what my dog would do with a stuffed version of herself. Probably try to hump it.

No, we couldn’t make doctors actually do work, that’s silly talk.

So looks like capital-R Runners can be pretty salty on the internet, but you’ve still got a little bit to go before you can reach Crossfitard levels.

Thanks???????? Sorry for the excess question marks, apparently some people don’t enjoy those.

Not really, dedicating your life to Star Wars is a noble pursuit. Also eating, because you need to, you know, do it to live.

Honestly, I lost track of whether or not I’m trolling anymore.

You just made those names up right now, didn’t you?

Congratulations on dedicating your life to exercising for long periods of time, that must be very rewarding.

You seriously think pro marathon runners are celebrities???????? I couldn’t name a single marathon runner, and you named two in this article. I’ve already forgotten their names.

Uh, what?