So shocked that someone named, “Reagan” is racist.

$10 says you’re a horrible fucking boss and your employees rub their genitals on your keyboard when you aren’t around.

“What was the single, most valuable user acquisition strategy for Mint after you hit 100K users?”

Man, if only Gawkermedia had its own weather blog that specialized in stuff like this.

Seriously, why do you hate your keyboard so much? This was a traumatic experience to put it through.

I SAID CONSUMATE Vs!!!!!!!!

LOVED the dragon fights in BG2. Of course a dragon is going to cast Stoneskin with its first move.

Even if you don’t claim the prize, the lottery knows that the winning ticket has been re-sold, so the jackpot goes back down to the base level.

lol wut

I was the 69th star of this comment, I feel like I should win something.

Man I could watch that video all that. Look at that little bitch!

I think you mean, “Go Engineers!”

Pylon right here.

Fuck you, you stupid fucking cuntstain.

Boy, if only you guys had a cooking-related blog to discuss this on....

Facebook is for seeing what people are doing without actually having to talk them, which is nice if you know a lot of douchebags.

Country music is garbage and is only enjoyed by inbred sister-fucking hillbillies.

How to make make friends in college:

Fuck you.

Threads like these get under my skin because cheating douchebags come out of the woodwork looking for validation for their shitty behavior from strangers on the internet.