Remember kids, when 19-year olds die of cancer, it’s all part of God’s plan!!!!!

Pretty sure if I ever had a six pack I would just walk around without a shirt on constantly.

Spoiler alert: your hard work won’t be rewarded later in tangible or even intangible ways. Don’t take this advice and be the office bitch.

Shouldn't Easter beer taste like Jesus' blood?

WHY IS THERE NO BUTTER IN THAT COFFEE??????????

Yup - science buildings are usually newer as well. Math, english, etc. get stuck in the old buildings with shitters built in the 1870s.

ZERO posts about Brawndo???? I am dissappoint.

You can only pick one class: WRONG, my dual-class kensai/mage with Stoneskin/Mirror Image cast on himself disagrees with you. With exercise, you can do the same thing (build up strength to a certain point, then work on cardio).

What the shit did I just read? Get off your fat ass and go to the gym, you cat piss-smelling douche.

I mean, I like white people, but I'm also a Lehigh grad, so fuck Lafayette.

Pretty sure there was no sex in the first 5 minutes of GoT, you prude.

So HR people are just universally useless dimwits, not just at my company?

YOU CAN DOOOOOOOO IT

Those laws and taxes wouldn't have come about if we didn't decide that smoking was a shame-worthy activity.

Isn't it a fallacy to say that shaming doesn't work because 17% of Americans still smoke? You have to look at how much that number decreased over a certain time period.

He just has one of those douchey faces you want to punch.

I love the "0" in front of the scores, like anyone's gonna score 10 goals in soccer, let alone Bhutan.

Wouldn't adding a 20lb weighted vest while running destroy your knees faster?

They still let you pay for the Kale items by calling your mom or dancing, right?

I would murder somebody if I had to listen to "Happy" on repeat.