Because playing football professionally takes years of training, whereas playing video games, while a fun activity) doesn't exactly have that kind of learning curve.

You and your friends sound like fucking losers.

The only time someone should refer to "playing video games at a high level" is if they're actually high.

And to everyone who's saying, "HURRR DURRR IT'S JUST LIKE WATCHING FOOTBALL", no, it isn't. Part of the appeal of video games is that I can pick up a game and be immersed in it in a short period of time. Playing professional sports takes years of training to play at a high level which is why most of us prefer to…

Heh, you said "higher loads".

Yup, kids are dumb.

I'm pretty sure you have to be entertaining to be considered an entertainer.

Am I getting old - is that why I don't fucking understand all these YouTube videos that involve a video of people playing a video game or watching a TV show???? Why the fuck would you spend 30 minutes watching somebody else do something as opposed to doing it yourself? GET OFF MY LAWN WHY IS STUFF SO EXPENSIVE THESE…

No nunchucks???? WEAK

Who's complaining about not having enough time? I've got plenty of it, and right now I'm choosing to use it laughing at you.

And you still have plenty of time left over to make douchey comments on Kinja, hooray!

God, I love sanctimonious assholes like you that have managed to convince yourself that you love your job more than anything in order to cover up how pathetic your life outside of work is.

Correct, some of us are love doing other things a lot more than our jobs.

That's a good rule # 6.......NOT! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA I'M SO FUNNY

It deflected off Gudbranson's shinguard, so that goal's a little more luck than an actual snipe.

Mistake #6 - Laughing at your own joke. It's even more of a mistake when your joke wasn't that funny.

I don't think he can hear you over the sound of his shitty music.

So I'm guessing the "hard, hard investigation" will not be conducted by the Tallahassee PD?

Why not a pair of Beats by Dre Headphones????

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