Never? Can “Never” be the answer?

Nothing from the old EU beats my now favorite Dark Side power, “Corporate Mandate.”

Everything that has come out about this movie, with the exception of Donald Glover as Lando, has made me want to see it less. I’ll still probably go see it though..

See the thing is, you have to wear that shit. I mean, wear. it. Let it change your gait, how you stand, everything. Always be conscious of it on you.

DEEP CUT: I want to live long enough to see you head cut off and stuck on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I would look up into your dead, lifeless eyes and wave just. like. this:

The real problem with all the Voynich ‘solutions’ is that we don’t really know how many characters are used in the Voynich. Instead researchers use one of a number of Voynichese alphabets that have been developed over the year.

Deliberately occult texts can also be more an aid to memory than something anyone can just pick up and read with no prior knowledge of the subject. For instance, if you already know approximately what black powder is made of, this recipe can suffice for you while remaining difficult to understand for the uninitiated:

Also, I’m sad they didn’t include the “ya-didda-dee-dah” yodeling from the chorus of that song.

Be... sure.... to... drink... your... Ovaltine!

Arrghh! You mean he cheated? I was sent to this rotten planet for nothing, then!

this film has star wars prequel-itis — looks like the characters are always standing still on a green screen stage surrounded by cgi dioramas.

But none of us are J.J Abrams.

Oh goody, I’m sure it’ll be as groundbreaking and novel as John Harrison and Starkiller Base combined.

What are these things?

BB-droids are cute, but the R2-series is more practical.

This is like eating a mediocre chicken sandwich at a restaurant and then demanding you also be allowed to eat the beaks and feathers.

Nah. I love a synced light show as much as the next guy, but Halloween decorations are about making things spooky and gory. The pumpkins and spiders are a bit cutesy, and the guitar and keyboard, while impressive, have absolutely nothing to do with Halloween.

He doesn’t look like Shazam in the least. Shazam should be played by Ian McKellan or someone like that. Christopher Lee would have been perfect. Definitely Shazam needs an actor who can do the ancient Wizard thing convincingly. This Levi kid isn’t that, but he would make a great Billy Batson.