hahaha its a Penis

"Man, I can't wait to enjoy the Sugar Bowl!"

Years before RGIII trade going back to 2007: 3-13, 2-14, 1-15, 7-9, 2-14

Wow! Congrats! What position did you play?

Did the Adderall suddenly wear off?

FUCK THAT! I say celebrate!

Cop: "Who stabbed you?"

God damn it who let Riley Cooper back on Social Media?

A little Google search of @Trey_Pool shows that he is a chubby University of Arkansas student. Must've been some down time between "Banging Your Sister 101" and "Advanced Moonshining 404".

Cute couple. Who photoshopped 1997 Derek Fisher into the picture?

I once went to a (not my league) fantasy football draft with a bunch of dudes who were doing a live draft at a bar. I went because they were doing the draft at a bar I frequented anyways so, no, I don't just go to fantasy football drafts that aren't mine.
The commissioner had clearly spent some time making a HUGE…

I demand my commissioner's resignation constantly. Are we not supposed to do that?

All leagues should be like mine. Use the fantasy draft as an excuse to get away from the wife and kids and catch a buzz, and after four weeks of games, nobody in the league gives a shit about fantasy football.

Save that shit for someone else, this man was the classiest guy to every step on the ice

UAB senior TE Tristan Henderson giving Watts a piece of his mind.

"I feel sick," Rex Ryan said.

Those teeth are the kind that makes a parent say "Fuck we gotta pay for braces."

Scut Farkus hasn't aged a bit since Ralphie beat him down.

They cut out some hot Darryl Sutter tongue action at the end.

I was trying to think of a joke, but I can't. And won't. This is fucking delightful.