I can attest having lived in this culinary wasteland called Michigan for 7 years...that "Cheesy Potatoes" is about as high brow of Thanksgiving cuisine as it gets here. And Pretzel Salad...holy fuck...I've never seen white people lose their culinary mind for something as trailer trashy as Pretzel Salad. Strawberry…

Finally they recognize Skyline chili for what it is!

"#wannakillmyself"

WE WANT COLT! WE WANT COLT! WE WANT COLT!

Now that's how we handle our victims.

At least you weren't fired through a bunch of rape allegations 30 years prior. Smile sunshines!

Salute this!

[two months from now]

Feastbound and Clown

Outbursts like that from a GM are very strategic. They need a spark...I wouldn't call it an overreaction per se.

*raises envelope to forehead*

This is so Russian.

MRI's of Chris Pronger's brain reveal he may suffer from memory loss.

Thats the first time a white girl got shut down by a black man

It was well noted that Koy also faked his orgasms.

A Seattle news station purchased multiple beers at Seahawks and Sounders games...

Goodbye Yellow Brick in my Nose

Rest easy my friends! We won't have to find a popup filled livestream for the great Kent State vs. Ball State matchup!