I’m embarrassed to admit that after I saw the movie, I went out and bought an F-35 Lightning II. My wife was pissed to say the least.

I thought it was a reference to the preceding sentence (‘the movie did a bad job of hyping up their hot new J-20 stealth fighter—which the movie apparently refers to as a “fourth-generation” jet and not a “fifth-generation”’).

These are the rockstars that roll in, make changes, claim everything is amazing, and bounce (from company or project). Then it gets deployed and they can yell, “Worked when I left!”

*Australia. Look, it’s been a long day and there’s not enough caffeine to get me through it.

I love that at the same time AV Club published this PR piece going to bat for Avatar 2, Gizmodo was publishing an analysis that tears down pretty much every argument in the article above.

Your opinions are so fundamentally flawed you could pass for an American.

“Since the 1975 release of the film, research has since shown that Jaws’ bloodthirsty portrayal of the mammal (and major commercial success) had a hand in the population decline of sharks around the U.S. The decline mostly resulted from overfishing.”

...and together they use the Ark of the Covenant to end the Holocaust and help the shark get back to its home planet?

I was just thinking the same thing. Here’s a conversation Gunn probably isn’t looking forward to.

Been waiting all of December to find out how much you aren’t going to see this movie

She really needs that sweet sweet Yankovic bump

Oh, I think if you look around you’ll find there’s a whole torrent of ways to get it.

“Amplifying human creativity”...is it me or with corporations, their word is often the opposite when it comes to the true intent? With corporations embracing AI art, they are pushing to void any creative labor, and thus, hurt actual artists just making this a paying hobby. Remember, the bigger the industry, the more…

This is my fault, guys. I wished for Wonder Woman 3 on the magic wishing stone and the wish is going wrong in annoying ways.

Kevin Costner, obviously

AFAIK we’re talking about an African-American

Every single Pokemon S/V Article in a nutshell.