Microwaves are, by definition, not infrared, i.e. what we feel as heat. Indeed, this is likely the coldest kind of power we could produce, because all of the actual heat on the production end is and will remain outside of the atmosphere, which is necessarily the opposite of any ground based production, including…

And they all got critiqued too, for good or ill. Yet no one batted an eye, pretended it was bad form, or tut-tutted that critics need to lie about or mitigate their experience with a mediocre kid’s film just to satisfy some ludicrous presumption towards necessary shittiness in films that are rated G. Lazy is lazy, and…

They don’t have to be reaching deep into the historic roots of drag because it’s been an evolution that is itself reaching deep. Unless you’re presuming the myriad drag queens still basing their looks off of any number of 1920s divas are only copying another queen who serendipitously stumbled upon the look last year. B…

This is a movie that was shown at Cannes, a festival devoted to excellence in film. We really want to go down the “Critics should not critique things at a festival mostly attended and reported on by critics” line of criticism?

You mean, the Deceptacon with two wrecking balls clanging together and we’re told to laugh at it by beloved independent film actor John Tuturro saying “I am directly below the enemy scrotum”?

I was reminded then of the episode of MST3K that riffed on Marooned, and John Sturges’ name came up in the opening credits, and…

You joke, but I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what happened here. Some mandate from editorial saying “Every interview must have a fan interaction element”, and Shitty Gaming Site Stephen Glass just made them up because, to be fair to them, they don’t have any fans.

14 IS an amazingly rich and deep story. It does rely on learning another dimension’s version of physics to have a deep understanding of what’s going on. Luckily, it does a pretty good job of doing it in the context of the action-melodrama of the plot, instead of just tossing it all in a well-voiced encyclopedia a la…

For the same reason triple-A video game producers think they have to have the most realistic graphics for every video game: because they’re in a toxic co-dependent polycule with marketing and audience response, where spending the most money on a thing, regardless of how or why, is supposedly an indicator of how much…

The problem is that her loyalty mission comes pretty close to the end of the game, meaning it’s possible to feel pressured to complete the game before doing it, considering the lives of the Normandy crew are at stake. It also requires some of the higher (but by no means impossible) Paragon/Renegade rolls to complete…

It’s a Walk of Fame ceremony, not a family funeral, and Lourd was made executor of Fisher’s estate, not either of her siblings. There’s a reason Carrie Fisher made that decision, and as executor, Lourd actually needs to take her mother’s side, and only her mother’s side into account. It’s in fact her legal duty, not…

Perhaps not at the time, but I’m sure she isn’t particularly proud of the result.

Bob Odenkirk did Hot Ones a month or so ago, and he “revealed” something obvious that a lot of people seem not to know: most people who make bad movies know they made a bad movie. Do they know if it will be successful or popular? No,…

You mean they “somehow” flew away from the center of the nascent Empire to “safety”. Yeah, REAL clear sequence of events there, lol. As well, at some point in the proceeding twenty eight years, Beq lost Grogu and disappeared, and Grogu ended up in an egg on Arvala-7. That’s all we know so far. That’s a lot of…

Especially the remake.

Bruh, don’t give the 13 year old me hope that this gets made.

Also, please give the 40 year old me relief that this won’t get made.

It’s a natural sequence of events!
Like from Star Wars to Starcrash!
Or from Star Wars to Battle Beyond The Stars!
Or from Star Wars to the Star Wars prequels!
Damned Star Wars, they ruined Star Wars!

“Wow, Star Wars fans sure are a contentious people!”

You just made an enemy for LIFE... Day.

Sure. But if you called London Broil “burnt bovine ass cheek”, just because it’s true doesn’t make it less, well, less appetizing. Make me excited for a game if you want me to be, not desirous of checking into a rehab, lol.

Man, I hope they intended to turn me off of reading the article or playing the game with that headline. I just feel the life draining from my body thinking about someone planning to get me hooked on their product, and someone else actually being excited about that.

Exactly. As well, advertising the next Zelda game is like advertising the next Star Wars. All you have to do is post a vid every 3 months with a recognizable sound cue, and you make 100 million dollars. Why do more?

I’m pretty sure Brexit fucked up UK immigration systems for decades to come. I mean, they barely just avoided a sequel to The Troubles. For this, it was probably less dramatic and some mostly bureaucratic “you didn’t put the right date on form C” bullshit, but the immigration staff’s workload has geometrically…