There is only one man qualified to answer this question, and he happens to work at your office.

I’ve seen the same in my Abarth.

I think cars get the best mileage around 40-45, FYI.

Last year was a 90's vehicle. This year was a 40's vehicle.

Sorry to hear about your new vape habit

Georgian here. Before the $5k rebate went away, I very nearly leased a Nissan Leaf. I had test driven it, I had figured out how I was going to charge it for free (thanks employers!), and how I was going to basically have a new electric car for the cost of insurance. Plus its made right here in the US.

If you’re getting a tax refund, you need to fire your accountant immediately. You should be gaining a return on that investment, not giving it away interest-free to Uncle Sam. That kind of piss-poor money management is exactly why you couldn’t afford the Bugatti yacht.

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

You’d think with all the panel gaps, ventilation would be fantastic.

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

DeMuro got paid in Sizzler coupons. Hmmm I wonder if that’s why he left...

Based on what everyone else drives, she must be the highest paid person at Jalopnik if she can buy a 20k car.

I’m holding out for the 2019 Jeep Demonhawk.

I reallllllly wanted to just live in that small Kansas town until I fixed it, so I could drive it in, but Freddy wasn’t having it.

I’m fixing it in Moab, and then off-roading it.

I want to drive it home, but Patrick won’t let me. I think my coworkers legitimately think I’m ill.

Requisite soundtrack:

Park much? That’s a Jeep, not a BMW. Try and get it within the lines.

It will pay for the first two years of the study on replacing school busses, afterwards there wont be any money left so they will have to use stuff from David Tracy’s back yard instead

They rape you at Taco Bell?

Every time I’m driving and notice a questionable noise or smell, I assume it must come from my car, which is about to explode.