Car fuel can melt steel beams!

On the side of the road with head gasket issues.

by trail I assume you mean going to Home Goods

That’s a lot of words for not caring.

“We plan to have it ready in time for Moab”

Here you go:

Next Article:

Tracy would vote crack pipe simply because it runs.

*Ford offers GT350 with either Track Pack(which includes the trans/diff coolers) or Tech Pack*

I drive a more modern car so I just use cruise control to avoid tickets.

Fake news! I’ve been getting speeding tickets in manual-transmission cars for years now. YEARS.

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

D.B. Pooper

So now David Tracy has to rifle through his car’s electrical system to break the last working system on the jeep. Sounds about right.

That’s nothing, my Corvair’s speedometer jumped from 40 to over 100MPH before the needle broke off entirely. The speedometer was also making a loud screeching noise. I also need a new speedometer. I was also passed by commuter traffic while this occurred in a 50MPH zone.

Well this is Dodge so....

Demon-branded safety reflector triangles to put out after you’ve fishtailed into the Lambo dealership?

Thanks!

...wait...

Reading David’s articles makes me feel good about my life choices.

“This Jeep wants to die”