I better go home and wrap my OBD-1 port in tin foil!

And be willing to settle on $375,000 and a case of miller lite.

Huh. Never heard of that before, but it’s interesting. Not really sure why one would call that a forging but what do I know, I’m only an aerospace engineer.

That sounds horrifying...

What, you expected me to READ the article? This is still Jalopnik, right?

Have you heard of the lord and savior Fiesta ST?

I feel like you just need a weekly feature entitled, “The F**k is Wrong with Torch This Week?”

So, according to your logic, every company that has people crash their cars doesn’t know what they’re doing?

I blame the Democrats for nominating the least electable major party nominee in history.

You do realize that had to be plowed (probably 4wd) before the bmw could even get out there. Dumb.

Anyone else thought this was gonna be a Torch article when they read the headline?

Or win a Super Bowl.

The positive spin is she got rid of her Saturn.

There is no meaningful way for them to prevent this, aside from disabling mobile phones while they’re mobile. I’m so tired of living in a world where the lowest common denominators set the standards for EVERYTHING. If those people weren’t on their phones they would have been reading the newspaper or a book or doing…

I’m nice pricing the shit out if this.

OK, there are currently two (?) NP votes…

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

This reminds me of what I did around this time last year when I was bored at work...

I have a weakness for these. NP, went down and clicked it before going back and reading the article. Love it, pretty sure if I came home with it though I’D be the one getting taken behind the woodshed.

Tsunamis (cough)