Let me clarify, they are ads for other Angry Birds products. Like a bunch of them. It is not ads for random crap.

We call America prude for its obsession with regulating sex and covering children's eyes to avoid it, yet we also feel at odds when something "sexy" gets killed. I don't feel if the enemy was a vaguely female golem-esque beast (with breasts) and died in the same fashion would this article have been written.

There are other reasons to hate Angry Birds. My God, the ads, the ADS! I thought I spent money on it to avoid the spam, but no.

Both Gawker media and Kinja want access to the account's full profile.

I'm not passing judgement on anyone's opinion. We're entitled to them regardless if others like them or not.

Not all teenagers do "shit" either.

I just wish I knew why Kinja needs more access to my 0Auth account than 0.1 (or whatever) does now.

I'm amazed at all the responses you've received bringing morals into it. The digital scheme of things changes the basic foundation of what something "is" and our policies haven't caught up to it. But because of that, they will morally judge you for their idealogical stagnation.

That arguement is invalid because places like Amazon are selling the physical disc and digital downloads for the price of the physical disc. Essentially saying there is no reason for you to not have both for the same price. And they couldn't sell it to you like that if they didn't get record labels to sign off for…

Sleep mode, here. Only shutdown/reboot for updates or hardware modifications.

Yet another good reason to go with CyanogenMod. I'll have to search and see what nightly has that.

Only thing left to do is scar them for life with corporal punishment. I'm being hyperbolic, but barely. An adult friend of mine will come up and not flush after doing the dew. After repeated warnings I promised him the next time he forgot to flush at MY house, he was going to be drinking it. Now I have to work on…

I'm going to side with this. I had to clean bathrooms at a restaurant as a teen. I also did security later on in life and had to secure and lock public bathrooms. I know men's bathrooms can be mild to moderately disgusting on a constant basis. But some of the women's bathroom I've seen could have been written into…

Wow, the spam has pictures, now.

It's hip.

Ah, the hilarious part is solk512 still doesn't get it.

Huh, that's neat I guess. I moderated and developed (not programing, that stuff was like spaghetti) for a couple but that was mainly Modified Diku and WOD back in the 90's - 00's. Eventually playerbase dwindled with the rise of the Xbox.

A MUD paid for something? whoa.

Arkansas will force you to legally deliver the child and then eventually Texas will strap it into a chair and murder it, legally.

Careful, you'll get an image of a shirtless KimDotCom in a kilt. Then you'll want to run your eyes through with a hot poker.