Holy crap, this wasn't a guest writer? Awesome job, Andrew! We need more of this. I may not have learned a whole lot more than I already knew, but damn I enjoyed reading it, regardless.

I wonder what'll happen if the Chinese moon explorer knocks down the existing American flag and plant their own.

Yes, I have used Open With out of boredom.

People don't buy Starbuck gift cards because of the components. They buy Starbuck gift cards because they are paying for the experience.

I've long learned to avoid Wikipedia for its math article.

What a bastard, right?

Thanks for proving Nihilism has no sense of humor..

Anti-vacciners scare me more than Cthulu worshippers.

1.8GHz? What is this, 2009? /scoff

Agreed, you would be an idiot to do so. But you seem.. casual and cool, like "Google already does it, so relax.." I especially enjoyed the "Chill". /heh

Because men are pigs. Pig = slut in a lot of cases, it is just a matter of gendered pronouns.

Spencer to Jezebel: Thank you for free publicity. Rage on! Sales will be up 43%

That's just sexist. Men are definitely sluts, too.

Whomever you're talking to that is "more knowledgable" blew smoke up your ass. It is an overlay on top of the Android framework.

The worst part about this isn't that people are posting anonymously. This is the same thing they'd say in person to someone else if they thought they shared the same feelings. The internet doesn't cause people to feel bigotry, racism, sexism, or the need to spread violent hateful gossip. It just allows it to be…

You say no big deal, Mario.. but what about when law enforcement demands access to the footage in your living room without a warrant? Because Patriot Act. They access your phone records.. your text messages.. your call log.. and next the footage of you cranking it to Real Sex 900.

What I find interesting is how people who do not have the full story will be quick to judge the photographer. We have one small piece of the puzzle and it has a certain shape to it. Instead of seeing if that puzzle piece fits, we shape the puzzle in our minds until it fits.

Their count usually is on point.. I had to count comments over in the stun-handcuff article and it matched up to what the site said. I don't think they naturally over-inflate. /iunno

They'd say something like.. "OH, Apple. You so Oprah!"