That is a weird mix of cars especially the themed semi trucks. Not sure I’d want to be driving an Expendable truck. 

What about this land yacht?

Good news for FCA, they designed the cars so shitty that most were junked years ago. 862,520 recalled but only about 100k that haven’t been crushed. 

Boxster or Cayman might be a good buy, boxsters will probably end up like 914's but I think cheap Caymans are likely to appreciate. 

And crumple zones were people

Sad part is it's probably faster than a Harley, definitely more reliable. 

Got to double clutch that bad boy too!

One side has Pirelli the other has Toyo