“Let him fucking stay there." As last lines go, that's pretty fucking good.

The Toronto Jam would have been weirdly prescient and had a great mascot:

Pedroia homered to lead off game 1 of the World Series against Colorado at Fenway and then before game 3 at Coors Field was stopped by security and asked for ID.

Randy Newman thinks short people should be euthanized.

This adds up to the sort of player that tends to be slightly underrated by outside observers and deliriously exalted by hometown fans, even before Pedroia’s personality figures into the equation.

“The toughest part of this whole thing is, if Dustin retires I’ll never get another chance to slide 10 feet past the bag and use my spikes to injure him. Takes all the fun out of the game for me.”

I am a Raptors stan since day 1, multiple season ticket holder since 2008-09 and hoping against hope they can win it all.... But this is all I see when I imagine it:

People like Coldplay, and voted for the Nazis.

Everyone welcome Tony Romo to Deadspin!

“I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

But on the bright side, the melancholy I feel when I see the old English D this year can be dramatically offset when it’s sported by the right dog.

“’Look at the stupid reality TV princess’ thing is super played out”

It would only work if he hadn’t just listed his favorite book, movie, and food as ‘Fried Green Tomatoes’

Had no clue there was a “vs” in the world of dumplings. I declare the winner of dumplings, to be all dumplings. Because, dumplings.

+1 rolling in the deep

Since all this is happening, I am here to confess a powerful, somewhat unexplainable, infatuation for Kristen Schall.

My first thought was, “Wow, her back legs must be really strong to pull off jumps like those.” And then I remembered humans only have one pair of legs

That’s nothing. Mike McCarthy has been an uncredited extra in every episode of Diners, Drive-ins and Dives.