selena gomez is an awe-inspiringly bad actor. I defy anyone to name another actor in a starring role with a less expressive face and voice. it’s incredible!

I heard that they had to say grace before they ate the vagina bananas.

that’s definitely on the 1 and 3 beats

Did they not know sex trafficking existed?

We need more reviewers with a deep sense of TV history. Being able to recall ancient 2017 times of The Deuce..... astounding!

Look, I don’t want to be one of those “blame the victims” types, but if you get involved with something called “Colleenies Weenies”, you can’t expect it to end well.

RIP Cormac, I’ll always remember your restaurant reviews

All grandchildren everywhere? You must be very rich!

It’s a CW show for adults. 

“the sound-bath features John Cameron Mitchell-dressed-as-Caligula performing a vaudevillian number with Walter as Misty looks on, grinning, from a room directly echoing Twin Peaks’ infamous “Red Room” (as seen in the opening credits).”

But then how would they stretch it out for fifteen seasons??

Also, now that this is in my head, I’m imagining a version of BARRY in which Rip Torn played Fuches.

Wow, ten years. And in all that time, Gomez is still a terrible actress.

Ehh, Blair Witch was pretty stupid 

I thought the whole point was cocaine is a helluva drug.

Never a wrong time for a reminder of the reality of what a dickbag Hulk Hogan can be.

It’s one licensing deal, Adam. What could it cost, $10?

Does Netflix need money to keep it around? There’s always money in the banana stand.

lol, an unlicensed fireman, that takes deep pockets.

Fun fact: If you order the Scott Travis meal at McDonald’s, the order taker blares “You’ve Got Another Thing Coming” through the speaker at you!