I like the guy just to the left and below the left bottom coener of the backboard who lives 0.5 seconds before everyone else.

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

Mike, at your leisure.

Mulaney ripped off Dr. Octagon

I read this to the tune of Nirvana’s “All Apologies.”

+1 “Facebook Uncles” is now my new fantasy team name.

Tomsula should really use a better pseudonym.

Unfortunately for Dany, in the show the scorpions are not only incredibly accurate and inconceivably powerful, but they’re rapid-loading too.

He just fucked off to Panama for a week and then came back and basically said, “My bad.”

Hey, I’m just trying to figure out why Daenerys and her entire brain trust along with a few soldiers were standing that close to the walls. In range of archers and scorpions and infantry attacks from the base. Or even why they were there at all. They could send a raven. Or an emissary. But I’m the idiot who also…

He started with a paperclip.

I just love that there is now a procession of solo assassins all on a mission to kill someone in King’s Landing.

“making Devers was safe.”

The coffee is dark and served with crullers.

And if he did, what are you doing dating 17 year old girls, Gabe?

I fucking detested the first two albums and finally gave Modern Vampires a chance a couple years ago. It is a great album.

If you liked that, check this one out!

I’ve never beet to Katz’s and I’m sure it’s all it’s cracked up to be, but I challenge your Pastrami with this one from Primanti bros. And not one of the satellite’s that’s popped up around PA - the original from Pittsburgh.